I’m Patrick, freelance writer, blogger, and marketing strategist.
I help your business look awesome.
How do I do that? Like so:
I don’t run from hard projects. Quite the contrary. I enjoy the challenge.
Got a complicated product? I’m all over that. Need to layman-ize industry jargon? I’m there. Do you want to humanize your bland corporate face? I’ve got you covered. Need a harsh-yet-amusingly-sarcastic-kick-in-the-pants? At your service.